oh by the way...
i decided to update my blog also,
here's whats new,
1.when you stop by to catch the latest episodes of Cam's weekly shoe don't forget to feed my fish, you'll notice them on the side of my blog, they really like your mouse, and if you click, you'll deposit some food in their tank.
2. if you give Cam's weekly show a shout out, ex: "Janessa said "SAM SAYS:CAM I LOVE YOU" I'll be sure to give you some time on the next show. think of it like back stage tickets!
3. i renamed a bunch of the norm's, like comments aren't comments any more, so look around.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Bitches
you know, sometimes bitches just need to know when to shut the fuck up. not trying to be mean or anything. they just cant seem to ever shut up for more than five minutes, they think everyone gives a shit what they think, the're goals and values, what people they think are attractive, THEN when they run out of that kind of shit to talk about they start talking about how the're last period was-just discusting, fucked up things.
so heres the skinny. there's these girls that might consider themselves my friends sitting accross the table trying to piss me off at breakfast, one interupted me ... 5 times, (i counted) until i finnaly told her to learn how to close her face. she wasn't too happy but the only word in my mind at the time.... "Priceless" if girls only knew how much more guy's would like them if they could shut up from time to time.
GIRLS try this, next time your with a guy that you like, talk to him for a little bit, then just be quiet, try hard, but to do this correctly your going to have to shut up for atleast 30 mins. don't ignore him or anything, like if he askes you something, (don't want him to think something is wrong with you/bothering you or somthing) just enjoy the quiet.
i understand its heathly to have in depth conversations, but its just as healthy to shut up half the time too,
Cheppel said it best, "cosmo say's there is 100 ways to please your man, but that list is wrong, b/c it was writen by a woman"
"that list is 4 things long.
1. suck his dick.
2. play with his balls.
3. make him a sandwhitch.
4. talk less."
this is all about rule number 4.
Stay tuned~
Cameron
so heres the skinny. there's these girls that might consider themselves my friends sitting accross the table trying to piss me off at breakfast, one interupted me ... 5 times, (i counted) until i finnaly told her to learn how to close her face. she wasn't too happy but the only word in my mind at the time.... "Priceless" if girls only knew how much more guy's would like them if they could shut up from time to time.
GIRLS try this, next time your with a guy that you like, talk to him for a little bit, then just be quiet, try hard, but to do this correctly your going to have to shut up for atleast 30 mins. don't ignore him or anything, like if he askes you something, (don't want him to think something is wrong with you/bothering you or somthing) just enjoy the quiet.
i understand its heathly to have in depth conversations, but its just as healthy to shut up half the time too,
Cheppel said it best, "cosmo say's there is 100 ways to please your man, but that list is wrong, b/c it was writen by a woman"
"that list is 4 things long.
1. suck his dick.
2. play with his balls.
3. make him a sandwhitch.
4. talk less."
this is all about rule number 4.
Stay tuned~
Cameron
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Updates-got to love them
so i figured I'd give you all an update on my life,
so i don't really like my film instructor he's kinda ... retarded. way to liberal, comes to class like a five year old dressed him, (blue running pants, (you know the nylon ones) green turtle neck tucked in of course, a Barrett, with a suit jacket (to look professional of course)) procrastinates so much where i don't fell like i have to.
oh i bought a new hacky sac yesterday its green and better than my other hacky's. more expensive but i think it will last longer, my other ones keep getting holes in them from me playing too much. I'm starting to get pretty good now, i think there is only one other person on center that's close to my skill level and i only see him on Friday's. usually i will walk into a circle of people playing hack and as soon as i get the hack, i might do a trick or two just to warm up, then two or three people will leave the circle claiming that their not good enough to play with me even after i urge them to stay and play.
any time i ask a question in my math class, my instructor (professor) will go off and take up two white broads to explain it, of course this just confuses me further- and i have an A in the class so i can't imagine how lost the rest of the class is.
oh mike moved into Scott's room so they could do "UFC" (ultimate fighting challenge) more often. so i hang out in there more and place bets on who's going to win. I'm starting to make some serious money doing this.
i can finally sign up for classes for summer semester, so I'm going to take guitar lesions. its something I've always wanted to get better at and now i can for free. i only have to take 9 credit hours (3 classes) so outside of guitar, and i know i have to take another math, but I'm not sure what i want my 3rd class to be.... any suggestions?
i still look forward to every Tuesday, "new-booty-Tuesday" so i can easily convince the new guy's to play me halo, he he.... is that wrong? "hi welcome to job corps.... let me stomp your ass at halo" it never gets old.
what can i say about the college life... there are beautiful girls everywhere... my first two weeks of school my neck was sore from looking around too much... but i finally set my sights on ... one or two... there both in my reading class, one is outrageously beautiful and really smart too, (she's a college girl what do you expect) we had lunch a few times together and along with a dozen or so chemistry filled conversations. but with her schedule i don't know how well it will work out, I'm really busy and so is she. which brings me to girl number 2. arguably more beautiful, she's a white girl from Hawaii, and just like me has a really complex family. every time i walk up to say hi to her she has this rather addicting smile if i do say so myself, so i tell her jokes just to get more of that smile. our schedules are fairly similar so if this was to go to the next level i think it would work out. lucky me!
i seem to be going threw gear really quickly, for example i just bought this new pair of shoes, and 4 months later there already starting to get holes in them. ... oh well.
i spent the weekend with my parents this last weekend, I'm still amazed at how intelligent my father is, anytime i need advice he is right there and can tell me how the whole situation is going to play out and what side to be on when it does. i am progressing so much faster because of him.
oh Brady came back from his mission last weekend, i didn't say hi, but i saw him, figured he hadn't seen his family for 2 years and i didn't want to bug him.
Job corps drama rages on... as does life, but I'm really starting to get used to it.
Stay tuned~
Cameron
so i don't really like my film instructor he's kinda ... retarded. way to liberal, comes to class like a five year old dressed him, (blue running pants, (you know the nylon ones) green turtle neck tucked in of course, a Barrett, with a suit jacket (to look professional of course)) procrastinates so much where i don't fell like i have to.
oh i bought a new hacky sac yesterday its green and better than my other hacky's. more expensive but i think it will last longer, my other ones keep getting holes in them from me playing too much. I'm starting to get pretty good now, i think there is only one other person on center that's close to my skill level and i only see him on Friday's. usually i will walk into a circle of people playing hack and as soon as i get the hack, i might do a trick or two just to warm up, then two or three people will leave the circle claiming that their not good enough to play with me even after i urge them to stay and play.
any time i ask a question in my math class, my instructor (professor) will go off and take up two white broads to explain it, of course this just confuses me further- and i have an A in the class so i can't imagine how lost the rest of the class is.
oh mike moved into Scott's room so they could do "UFC" (ultimate fighting challenge) more often. so i hang out in there more and place bets on who's going to win. I'm starting to make some serious money doing this.
i can finally sign up for classes for summer semester, so I'm going to take guitar lesions. its something I've always wanted to get better at and now i can for free. i only have to take 9 credit hours (3 classes) so outside of guitar, and i know i have to take another math, but I'm not sure what i want my 3rd class to be.... any suggestions?
i still look forward to every Tuesday, "new-booty-Tuesday" so i can easily convince the new guy's to play me halo, he he.... is that wrong? "hi welcome to job corps.... let me stomp your ass at halo" it never gets old.
what can i say about the college life... there are beautiful girls everywhere... my first two weeks of school my neck was sore from looking around too much... but i finally set my sights on ... one or two... there both in my reading class, one is outrageously beautiful and really smart too, (she's a college girl what do you expect) we had lunch a few times together and along with a dozen or so chemistry filled conversations. but with her schedule i don't know how well it will work out, I'm really busy and so is she. which brings me to girl number 2. arguably more beautiful, she's a white girl from Hawaii, and just like me has a really complex family. every time i walk up to say hi to her she has this rather addicting smile if i do say so myself, so i tell her jokes just to get more of that smile. our schedules are fairly similar so if this was to go to the next level i think it would work out. lucky me!
i seem to be going threw gear really quickly, for example i just bought this new pair of shoes, and 4 months later there already starting to get holes in them. ... oh well.
i spent the weekend with my parents this last weekend, I'm still amazed at how intelligent my father is, anytime i need advice he is right there and can tell me how the whole situation is going to play out and what side to be on when it does. i am progressing so much faster because of him.
oh Brady came back from his mission last weekend, i didn't say hi, but i saw him, figured he hadn't seen his family for 2 years and i didn't want to bug him.
Job corps drama rages on... as does life, but I'm really starting to get used to it.
Stay tuned~
Cameron
Friday, April 2, 2010
Sometimes
sometimes, we look at life differently,
sometimes, we make decisions we normally wouldn't make.
sometimes we over react,
sometimes we over analyze,
sometimes we know the right choice before the question is done being asked,
sometimes we know what we want to be like as a child,
sometimes we let others get the best of us.
sometimes we don't think things through,
sometimes we eat too much candy.
sometimes we forget to brush our teeth,
sometimes life is harder than it should be,
sometimes we're too late,
sometimes we miss our bus,
sometimes we run out of matching socks,
sometimes we need to walk around barefoot,
sometimes we need to look at ourselves in the mirror,
sometimes we need to give advice to a friend,
sometimes we need to tell our parents that they were right,
sometimes we need to find new friends,
sometimes we need to blog,
sometimes we need to find a different place to eat,
sometimes we need to listen to a favorite song,
sometimes we need to prank our friends,
sometimes we need to blow our noses,
sometimes we need to play in the backyard with our family,
sometimes we need to tell those around us that we love them,
sometimes we need to sleep-in,
sometimes we just need to buy something that looks cool,
sometimes we need to save money,
sometimes we do need to study,
sometimes we need to just quit a bad habit,
sometimes we need to be alone,
sometimes its important to remember "we got lucky",
sometimes its good to be wrong,
sometimes you just know your going to win,
sometimes its good to start fires,
sometimes we need to act silly,
sometimes its OK to spend 30 minutes in the shower,
sometimes its important to catch the hidden meaning behind every episode of Cam's Weekly Show,
sometimes his show is weekly,
sometimes its good to remember the "sometimes' " .
most the time we need to get advice,
most the time we're going to fail,
most the time we need to do the right thing,
most the time we need to remember to laugh,
most the time we should wear clothes,
most the time we need to hold on to those we care about,
most the time our feet really do stink,
most the time we can't be on the computer,
most the time we need to remember to smile,
most the time we need to blame our farts on others,
most the time we need to really forgive our enemies,
most the time we need to act older than our age yet younger than our pant size (in men's),
most the time we should know when to be serious,
most the time we going to need spell check,
most the time we need to do our homework,
most the time its funny to laugh at others,
most the time our parents are right on the money,
most the time people don't like being flashed,
most the time we need to use our heads,
most the time i don't like running,
most the time people think everyone else dances weird (then they see me!),
most the time its important to hang around people that want you to succeed,
most the time we really do catch other people picking their noses,
most the time we need to have a good attitude,
most the time its important to remember these key words "don't get caught",
most the time its important to know that eighty-five percent of what comes out of Cameron's mouth is complete bullshit (as far as jokes are concerned, when he's talking to you he's usually honest),
most the time life is what you make it,
most the time we know who we want to be when we grow up,
Most the time we should never forget something that once made us smile.
always life is meant to be enjoyed not just endured,
always we need to chose how our day will go,
always its important to remember that safety comes first,
always we need to remember the good times,
always we need to learn from the bad times,
always we need to stand up for what we believe in,
always its important to take a second and watch the flowers bloom,
always is a good word to use when describing love,
always we need to tie our shoes (safety first),
always we should consider both sides to the argument,
always we should buy otter pops,
always almost always says a lot,
always was tricky to spell a long time ago,
always remember the "ice cube tray's Madden voyage",
always is how long your true friends will be there for you,
always is like forever,
always is like how long you will like smores,
always is how long god loves you,
always is spelled with an "a",
always remember what your fighting for,
always do the right thing,
always use your turn signal,
always look in your rear view mirror when stopping at an intersection(in case of Dee),
always enjoy candy,
always enjoy life,
ALWAYS stay tuned
Never take no for an answer when you want something bad enough, never gamble with things you care about, never use the word never, never speed into a police station, never set your house on fire, never touch the stove, never forget good memories, never sleep on a rock, never lie to someone you care about, Never Eat Soggy Waffles, never die alone, never have regrets, never watch crappy movies, never plagiarize, never stay up all night blogging..., never chew on candy that has been on the ground,
Never let something go that you love.....Never.
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