M.O.A.B.L.

it seems these days that people want to make a "bitch list" me having to think somethings are a competition have now created the Mother Of All Bitch Lists. enjoy!


The Zit on the Ass of Society

• people who complain about smokers (yes i knew also that it was going to be first on my list)
• people who cant drive
• stupid people in general
• how MT DEW wakes you up then you can seem to fall asleep...ever
• people who drink the Last Mt Dew.
• people who... well just most people
• the weather ... it never seems to piss me off, why is this?
• how someone can label a hamburger the "Spit Burger" and it Actually sells how is this fair to ... anyone
• why are pj's always the most touchy-feely?
• girls that think guys have all the problems
• Utah Clubs, enough said
• that you cant remember your dreams ..most of the time
• people that smile constantly
• Fake people
• Things that break too often
• Gravity
• how little mankind has gone in so many yrs
• people in Jail
• pens that run out of ink
• scratched Cd's
• Doing Laundry
• Predictable Movies
• the average persons thinking process
• Drunk people (when sober)
• Cocky people
• Bus Drivers (in most cases)
• English Teachers
• Gayla
• People who pretend to hear what your telling them
• Mishka's jogging schedule
• Mikael Jackson (that's right i said it)
• Power-Outs, no warning wtf?
• Every single Police Officer
• Places that charge you to play on there Pool Table, (you'll put everything back when your done)
• the people who waste there time Stalking others
• This particular Bullet
• how you have to pay someone to "plug-in your Internet"
• when good memories end
• having to learn life lessons
• stereo-types
• Judgemental People (especially in Utah)
• Bully's
• Sluts
• getting dirty enough to need a "moist towelette"

we interrupt this massive list to inform you that- "HOLY SHIT ITS SNOWING AGAIN!"

• Songs that say the word *&^%$% too much

stay tuned-

Cameron

Story Time!

i have to admit, at first i was un sure what to blog about tonight, then i finally figured it out, and then i spent sometime writing about my blog for tonight... then i decided i didn't want to write about that, so now I'm faced with the question of "what the FUCK do i blog about this time?" what aspect of my life could i possibly share with unknown readers with nothing better to do? i could complain about my life, (that might be fun) i could talk about this girl, (not too good at that)



jklsdfa as;dlfkja;sdlkfjasdlkfja;lkfjalsdkfja;sldfkja;lkdjfa lkasdjf;lasd f;lakjd f;alsdk lkjd;lf a;dl a;sdlkfja;sdlfkja;lsdkfjas fkasjf;laksjdflkasdjf;lkajsdf;lkajfl;kajd;lkajs;lfkjasal;sdkfja;lsdkfja;lskdfj





that's french for (unknown word)



why does it seem like everyone is motivated by the wrong reasons?



i have been to every shit hole known to man, I've been physically and mentally in prisoned, I've met ppl from all walks of life, from the wise to the... not so wise, wanna hear some stories from my travels?



i met a guy in prison who had 350 felonies! when i asked him if it was worth it all he could tell me was "hell NO, i only made $300,000.00 last yr alone." now he's doing 97 yrs! he will die in prison, and he knows it, he is 3 months older than i am and he will never see the sun rise again, or take a shower by himself, or have another Mt Dew, or have sex again, or smoke anything anymore, all that's left for him is being called "Grandpa" in the house library. treat your lives well my friends.



a close friend of mine just got back into ... distribution of marijuana, cocaine, and Ecstasy, he had $10 bucks in his pocket to put towards his um business, now he back on top, with everything he loves, making his choices. some times i think about going back to that lifestyle, it would be really really easy for me to, and it would be really fun. BUT i am not going to, because i know what that life leads to, (more stoner tats, possibly getting involved with a skanky girl, and jail) and i have absolutely no interest in going back down that road, unfortunately the honest dollar takes twice the work, and i know i can make money the "normal" way. and i believe i can do it and be happier, we'll see.



sometimes i have to remind myself how civilians solve problems, sometimes i think "just go kill the fucker" then i have to stop and think, wait, what would a civilian do? so i go and talk about my feelings and how so and so stepped on my toe and i would like to kindly remind him to move his foot. how lame is that? oh well,





ultimately your family and some of your friends want you to succeed, so they may be ... frustrating sometimes, but you and them have the same goals for you, (in most cases) most the time they don't care what you end up doing for a living, they care about your happiness. My dad is still a new parent even tho he's had several kids, it happens when your the oldest boy in your family, he's a good dad to my younger sibling but i can see that he's still somewhat unsure about his kids when they're mine and my older sisters age, (early twenty's) and i don't blame him for these short comings, i can see his level of effort and i know I'll have a family of my own someday soon, and I'll have to explain my choices to my kids, and they'll come to me (hopefully) seeking council, i want to merry a woman how can advise my daughters in the right direction. keep that in mind when making big choices.



they're allot of life experiences out there, some i personally have experienced, some i hope to, some i may never. live the life you want ppl to remember you for, make choices and live with the consequences whether they be good ones or bad. maintain the friendships that mean the most to you. my dad talks to one person he went to collage with and no one he went to high school with. i still keep in touch with my brothers in the Corps, and my stoner friends, along with of course my high school friends.





Think about our dependence on technology, imagine going just one week without your cell phones, try just setting it down for a day. some of you are thinking "lol ya right!" i know the feeling I've had 4 cell phones all that I've paid for myself, my parents never got me one. but pull your cell phone out of your pocket and just look at it; you have some memories with it, maybe some scratches here and there from that one time you dropped it at lunch trying to eat that chilly cheese dog and text Jenny, Zack, Lil Jon, and your friend from pizza hut at the same time. or maybe some of those numbers inside that Sim card or phone memory of former carriers of your heart ..shortly before they said something and you deleted every pic and number of theirs, lol, you still remember the day you first got that phone and i bet it hasn't left your hand or at least not gone too far from your present location since then, its an extension to your arm, your sixth finger... that you must re-charge periodically. or the computer that you must constantly check your myspace, and write blogs, you feel that something MIGHT just happen with out your knowledge.. better check anyway. that keyboard right in front of you is just some plastic and some wires. technology is really great at making our lives easier, less thinking involved, your phone has a calculator so you don't have to do math in your head, a calender so you can take your plans with you and Suzy doesn't think you forgot her b-day... again. but don't feel to bad, mankind has always gone for quick and easy, i e: The Microwave over the Oven, the Post-it over the Notebook, i could keep going but i think you get the idea..



you know Boy Scouts that get there Eagle Badge is down to 3%! so 97% of Boy Scouts wont get there Eagle. so when you meet one keep that in mind. i normally don't meet then very often, guess what?!?!? Jorden is one, i never made it, like most the population, oh that's right some of you don't know i was a Boy Scout? lol, it was a long time ago.

i hope this was a unique change to my usual rambling, and i hope you all enjoyed it, (now get of the computer go eat something and use your legs to get to your food, (that's how God intended it to be))

as always stay tuned-
Cameron

Enough is Enough....is Enough

Alright guys, im done. this ...Epic war on nicotine has cost me too much, i dont want to smoke any more, im just going to end it right now, i dont tink i was ready to quit a few weeks ago, but now i am. i am angry at the cig and i dont want anything to do with it anymore. to my friends: thanks for all your help, and i appolagize for my behavior, it is unacceptable. and it will change. i am better than this. they say the addiction to nicotine makes the addition to heroin look like candy. this is why its been difficult for me to quit, its a mental addition as well as a physical one. but i am stronger than i let on to belive, i am strong enough to quit; so i am quiting. this is the last i'll speak of it.

My Zodiac

i thought you guys might be interested in my Zodiac,


Sagittarius

Your element: Fire

Your ruling planets: Jupiter

Symbol: The Archer

Your stone: Turquoise

Life Pursuit: To live the good life

Vibration: Overly expressive - frequent burnouts

Sagittarian's Secret Desire: To make a difference in the world



Description:
Ruled by the benefic planet Jupiter, Sagittarians possess a natural exuberance, sense of adventure and love of life that makes them one of the most optimistic zodiac signs of all. Like their astrological symbol - the Archer - Sagittarians are renowned for aiming their sights towards whatever it is they find alluring - a love partner, dream job, vacation - and making it their own. They believe that anything is possible - and because of this belief system, Sagittarians are adept at seeking out their very own pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

But sometimes trying to tie down these free-spirited individuals is frustrating for those around them. Sagittarians are happiest on the move - exploring new cultures and ideas and many are attracted to occupations related to travel, the media, outdoor work and philosophical pursuits. In love, their catch-cry is "don't fence me in". But once they find a partner who understands their need to retain their own sense of self and identity, Sagittarians can be the most big-hearted, generous and fun-loving companions of all.

Freedom loving, optimistic and honest, Sagittarians are ruled by Jupiter, the planet of abundance and higher learning. The wisdom of Jupiter imbibes Sagittarians with an inherent need to develop their own unique philosophy of life. The Centaur is their astrological symbol, and it gives many insights into the Sagittarian personality. The higher-evolved Sagittarian learns to integrate the two ends of the Centaur (half-human, half-beast) in order for their arrow (another Sagittarian symbol) of higher aspirations to be more on the mark. Although they are intellectually and spiritually advanced, Sagittarians are notorious for their lack of tact. In relationships they demand independence, but when in love, it can't be denied that they are one of the most big-hearted signs of the zodiac.

as always stay tuned-
Cameron

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, whats on Cameron's mind tonight? lets open it up and find out! he is really pissed when he realizes' that he is STILL smoking? what the fuck?

Phil:"hey Johnny"

Johnny:"ya Phil?"

Phil: "i thought that Cameron we've been hearing so much about quit that smoking non-sense?"

Johnny:"nope he's a fool for that nicotine"

now when i tell people I'm going to try to quit again they just roll there eyes, I'm not blaming them by any means, i just really wish i could conquer this evil but hey i guess not. and seeing as I'm once again out of smokes I'm going to try again, maybe I'll get lucky this time...

on a lighter note: Fat People

i know what your thinking: ...OK so i have no idea what your thinking, but hopefully you got a good laugh out of that.

........................Kayla Update.........................

i almost got her to move to Montana the other day but i think she finally got the scam. and wanted to hang out today, but luckily i was saved by my Dad who also wanted to hang out.
oh and she's been Boycotted.
...................thank you for attention that is all......................

so every now and then i run into the stereo typical guy known as the "Good Guy" this species of guy is a dieing breed, eventually they die and become re-born as assholes. i understand this process and i think most of you do to, but i was hoping to dig deeper into this concept. I'll start with a question: if there are good guys out there, where are all the Good girls? you would think the good guys would find the good girls, but i now think they just give up on the search and accept there fate as assholes. tonight as i was 'checking myyearbook' i found the biggest slut on the entire site! (do they hand out awards for that?) do girls want to be known for that? I'm only asking because there has to be some kind of drive for a female to disrespect her body that way, she's not using her boob's responsibly, i would love it if a girl would just be herself and not feel the necessity to be naked all the time. wouldn't you get cold?
i find nothing wrong with being intimate with the one you care about, and I'm not suggesting every girl should turn into a prude (i think that's how you spell it) but how low does a females self confidence and self worth have to be to be forced to use her body to get the attention of guys? were guys! were horn dogs! of course were going to say how "hot sexy and godly" a girls body is-
A. were built that way
B. at that point sex is the only thing on our mind
3. it will then be very hard for us to respect you at all...ever
E. now your confidence goes down again and the process starts over.

So guys remember: your working toward being a Man, not a boy act accordingly.
So girls remember: Be patient That good guy will find you, don't settle for less.


i want a smoke.

Hold that thought its time for a snack pack, i decided to go with butterscotch this time. I'm trying to think of a time i didn't want to go for a snack pack, i didn't even know they had a butterscotch flavor until about 5 days ago, but it was a good call on there part. hmmm 4:30 in the morning and here i am eating a ..beautiful Snack Pack, typing a blog about Snack Packs! then you get that eerie feeling that someone is watching you... then you don't care because you have a Snack Pack. as you look at the snack pack your thinking "ya I'd die while eating you, I'm ok with that." Damn. its gone.

ok so what was i saying....? anyway you get the just of it.

So it seems to me that no one liked that "scary" move except me. it was a good movie, one of the better zombie movies I'd have to say. it was almost more entertaining watching everyone else jump all the time tho. its like when the grudge came out everyone was jumping all the time at school, anyone else remember that? ...ha pissed allot of people off that day.


well that's an interesting feeling. i cant think of any other updates for you, but i still feel the blog is lacking in a satisfactory body.

oh well.

"Whats life? Without a little Cheese-it?"

stay tuned-
Cameron

so this one day.... i desided to write a blog

Whahooooooo! its my one week mark and i really really really really really need a smoke. but since Jorden is so good at not letting me smoke i haven't been able to talk him into letting me get one ..somehow. fuck i want a cig! the glorious tobacco, the smell of the smoke, the stink eye everyone gives you, the risk of death, all of it, i want to smoke, i don't wanna quit.



But i already did.



So this crazy girl wont stop talking to me. cant seem to give her the right hints, i think i am, but apparently I'm not. any tips?



So tonight we decided to drink, don't worry it was just a little bit. i had a shot of my beautiful Jim Beam Whisky. along with a few shots of Grape Vodka. it was nice, went strait to the happy-tipsy stage and stayed there, then watched as Sam tryed to catch up to Me and Jorden, witch he did, ... oh ya he'll have a fun night. i usually have a smoke with my drink so it was hard not to have one this time. and everyone seems to constantly be reminding me that i cant have one and if i have anymore, doesn't help. but it does remind me that i am once again cigarette less. that's like being pant less for all you non-smokers. Sam was making a sandwich earlier thought he was going to end up fingerless. but hey miracles do happen. now he can do all the cool things like flip ppl off, do the mini-me thing, and fix shit. not to mention opening doors.

lucky you guys this is actually two blogs in one! i guess i couldn't blog the other day and now its just flowing like the gods said " you will shit blogs!" so here it is, I'm shitting blogs-

So recently i decided that i really hate stupid ppl. how long do i have to wait till i can have an intelligent conversation with someone other than my friends? I'm not THAT smart? i barley got "C's" I'm a retard compared to most ppl. and here i am solving other ppl's problems like .. well like something clever, (I'm just getting warmed up too!) for example: Kayla?? what the fuck bitch? she has got to be the single dumbest person know to man. not even an understatement. its a wonder to me that she learned the English language. AND can put sentences together! she is 21 fucking yrs old! to put it into perspective: before the election i had a political debate with my 5 yr old younger brother Zach, he wanted Obama to win and he told me several reasons why! she is over 4X's his age! its like she only has one brain cell! as apposed to having 2 where as they can talked to one another and solve problems! this poor cell is just wondering around her brain looking for everyone else. Well someone should install a window into her stomach so she didn't have to take her head out of her ass just to see whats going on! so when she asks me a question and i say "you wouldn't understand" i mean it in a literal sense, like if i actually sat her down and explained shit to her she'd be scratching her head. Nessa i can actually have a convo with you! Alyse (sorry if i spelled it wrong) your 14 yrs old! you have more brain cells than she does! she's got 7 yrs on you and i can have more of a conversation with you! about anything be it ..Vampires or the moon or how to correctly take a shot. shit you even know what a shot is! she has this (talking about Kayla again) bad habit where she likes to tell me horrible things that have happened in her life ...ALL THE TIME. I've heard them all, most of them twice and a few of them are on thirds! like... my dad for example, he is so excited that I'm actually back in the state that he like to take me to lunch once a week and talk to me about life, like a mentor, and its cool ever since i turned 18 he stoped being my parent and started being a mentor. well Kayla ...every week reminds me that she hates her dad when i talk about mine. "I'm sorry for your shitty dad, i really am" is all i end up saying. but EVERY time i bring up my dad she likes to remind me. also she's great at reminding me that i don't have a smoke. THAT DOESN'T HELP. there was a point when (ask my roommates cuz this is true) i was even afraid to get online cuz she never gets offline, ..never 4 am still online, 7 am still online.. 2 pm still online! so i would politely ask Sam to take over the computer and give me some crappy reason for taking it over.

He's a really good friend by the way. Some of his decisions are different from ones i would make myself, but there his to make. and I'm sure he'd say the same about me, we went threw a long time when we hated one another but its just one more thing our friendship has survived. and you could say that about all my roommates. for example: Jorden, if it wasn't for Jorden i would never ..ever quit smoking, he tells it to me strait. i don't like it when he says i cant have a smoke, but its what i need to hear. thanks!

Holy Shit! looks like i have a blog here or something, well until i start shitting blogs again remember: life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

In the begginning there was..

caution: i have absolutely no idea what I'm about to blog to you about, normally i have something worth writing or thinking about but tonight i suddenly draw a blank. there are times that i could "blog" like no other. don't get me wrong i can think of somethings to blog about but when you edit in the things i wont tell the computer and things you don't want to... well .. fuck that- put your seat belts on and your hands in the air here we go! ok let me lay down some stupid background so you know where I'm coming from, I'm use to being single, i don't have a girlfriend all the time. and I'm perfectly fine with that. i have learned to depend on myself, and i know i can trust myself. i wont let myself down. so i rarely open up to other ppl. you know like a significant other, its not worth letting my self down again. so we went to the mall the other day, to meet a friend i had recently made on my yearbook. well she turned out to be alittle different than i expected, and i think I'm going to leave it at that. but i really don't think I'm going to open up for a long time, this was kinda a trial run if you will just to see ... well if i was ready i guess, but i don't think i was. (clears throat) so I've had sometime to think about life, turns out its an interesting place, doesn't surprise me as often as it used to but every now and then it gets me. do you need a certain gene to blog cuz i don't think i have the right one, its just my open thoughts. i cant help but feel like I'm wasting my time writing them and some poor fool is wasting his time reading them. (sorry) there are so many things i wish i could tell you. silly computer you don't have my trust yet, and its not looking good. point is, i started this blog to help me quit smoking. and I've accomplished that. i don't really want this blog to die but I'm not sure what to blog about anymore, i never had a blog before. i could tell you about me eventful love life? ha ha, or my daily adveners trying not to clumsily hurt myself? i could tell you about the nightmares i still have? or maybe my thoughts about my family? maybe S,S, and,S? or my D,H, and A? but i seriously doubt any of you are even interested. and i don't think there worth the invisible paper it takes to type them on. witch brings us back to the beginning.

thanks again