M.O.A.B.L.

it seems these days that people want to make a "bitch list" me having to think somethings are a competition have now created the Mother Of All Bitch Lists. enjoy!


The Zit on the Ass of Society

• people who complain about smokers (yes i knew also that it was going to be first on my list)
• people who cant drive
• stupid people in general
• how MT DEW wakes you up then you can seem to fall asleep...ever
• people who drink the Last Mt Dew.
• people who... well just most people
• the weather ... it never seems to piss me off, why is this?
• how someone can label a hamburger the "Spit Burger" and it Actually sells how is this fair to ... anyone
• why are pj's always the most touchy-feely?
• girls that think guys have all the problems
• Utah Clubs, enough said
• that you cant remember your dreams ..most of the time
• people that smile constantly
• Fake people
• Things that break too often
• Gravity
• how little mankind has gone in so many yrs
• people in Jail
• pens that run out of ink
• scratched Cd's
• Doing Laundry
• Predictable Movies
• the average persons thinking process
• Drunk people (when sober)
• Cocky people
• Bus Drivers (in most cases)
• English Teachers
• Gayla
• People who pretend to hear what your telling them
• Mishka's jogging schedule
• Mikael Jackson (that's right i said it)
• Power-Outs, no warning wtf?
• Every single Police Officer
• Places that charge you to play on there Pool Table, (you'll put everything back when your done)
• the people who waste there time Stalking others
• This particular Bullet
• how you have to pay someone to "plug-in your Internet"
• when good memories end
• having to learn life lessons
• stereo-types
• Judgemental People (especially in Utah)
• Bully's
• Sluts
• getting dirty enough to need a "moist towelette"

we interrupt this massive list to inform you that- "HOLY SHIT ITS SNOWING AGAIN!"

• Songs that say the word *&^%$% too much

stay tuned-

Cameron