GOOOOOOOD MORNING SALT LAKE! its 0600 what does the "0" stand for? Oh my god its early!





our first caller this morning comes all the way from Bountiful, Utah, caller your on-

"thank you Cameron, just wanted to say I'm a huge fan of your show, long time reader first time caller"

thank you, thank you, whats on you mind?

"well I'm kind of suicidal, I've been cutting for a long time, well ok let me rephrase that- I've been cutting my cat for a long time. i guess he's the crazy one"

lucky for you, there's a really simple solution to this whole thing: Stop cutting you cat, rumor has it, they don't like that, but hey, i wouldn't know, i don't speak cat, ask a Dog.

This next caller comes from Provo, Utah caller your live-

"ummm, hey I'm not really sure how to say this, I've never been on a ...show before, and its kind of a personal issue,"

Don't worry about that, no one really listens to this show anyway,

"if you say so... i guess the only way to solve this is to come out and say it. I am a Sex Addict"

your a sex addict and your from Provo?

"yes, don't bother, I've heard all the jokes"

how many people know about this, if you've heard all the jokes?

"well at first i was trying to keep... Fuck this! are you going to help me or what?"

i cant just tell you to stop having sex, its how your body deals with its natural desires, it ties the bond between two people and in some religions considered very sacred

"So how would you suggest i continue?"

be careful who your sexual partners are, and be sure to always protect yourself

"much thanks, I'll be sure to write back if anything else comes up"

your welcome, glad i could help. Next caller

"...beep"

..and on that note i think I'm going to pass the ball off to Dan "the Man" Levitain A.K.A Mr. Exciting!

-Thank you Cameron. Someone raised the question: Can Bees Think?

a recent study shows that No they cannot...

wahhooo! second.

so i figured out something, i really hate... (i know what your thinking, and this is NOT another segment on stupid ppl) people who come to me for advice and don't listen to the advice i have given them, there wasting my time and there's. if there not going to bother attempting to apply what i have told them, (i know in some cases they have discovered a better route in witch case its fine) i mean what the fuck? i tell some people to do A,B, and C, and they act completely oblivious to what i told them, and a few weeks (if not sooner) they find themselves in the exact same situation when they come back to me for advice, i wanna shot "i told you so" but I'm just too nice for that, so of course I'll help them again..and again, and usually again. and maybe hate is too strong of a word for it, but its one of those things that i know will eat at me for awhile. when i offer my ears to aid the life of another human being and there coming to me in hopes that I'll help them, i consider the situation and come up with (in my opinion) the very best advice, i tell them how it is, and explain why its this way, yet later they seem to be completely oblivious to all the facts. i could have been doing something else with my time, i dint wake up every morning to serve, i wake up cuz i have shit to do, but if i can spare some time for a friend, of course I'll help them, over and over again. i guess its just frustrating, watching a good friend suffer. not to say i am always right about everything. but they did come to me for advice right? they sought my council, so i gave it to them. i don't know, sounds just like i am bitching about something, but this is well thought out and its a valid complaint.

"Which one do you want? The one infested with chocolate or the other one?"-Dee

Stay Tuned~

Cameron