you know, sometimes bitches just need to know when to shut the fuck up. not trying to be mean or anything. they just cant seem to ever shut up for more than five minutes, they think everyone gives a shit what they think, the're goals and values, what people they think are attractive, THEN when they run out of that kind of shit to talk about they start talking about how the're last period was-just discusting, fucked up things.
so heres the skinny. there's these girls that might consider themselves my friends sitting accross the table trying to piss me off at breakfast, one interupted me ... 5 times, (i counted) until i finnaly told her to learn how to close her face. she wasn't too happy but the only word in my mind at the time.... "Priceless" if girls only knew how much more guy's would like them if they could shut up from time to time.
GIRLS try this, next time your with a guy that you like, talk to him for a little bit, then just be quiet, try hard, but to do this correctly your going to have to shut up for atleast 30 mins. don't ignore him or anything, like if he askes you something, (don't want him to think something is wrong with you/bothering you or somthing) just enjoy the quiet.
i understand its heathly to have in depth conversations, but its just as healthy to shut up half the time too,
Cheppel said it best, "cosmo say's there is 100 ways to please your man, but that list is wrong, b/c it was writen by a woman"
"that list is 4 things long.
1. suck his dick.
2. play with his balls.
3. make him a sandwhitch.
4. talk less."
this is all about rule number 4.
Stay tuned~
Cameron
OMG relly that horble even form you wow that girl must or really pissed you off but wow Cam Women are worth more then just those 4 things. WOW .... so how is life going other then that?
ReplyDeletei know there worth more than those 4 things, but thats the point of the joke.
ReplyDeleteO wow lol i have been away form your humior way to long lol hahahaha! so im moveing to Utah we need to ceath up some time you need to tell me more about theses girls :D
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