"so here i sit empty hearted had to shit but only farted" this is an interesting way to start a "blog" you might think, it started as i joke i told commonly to friends but after some drunk thoughts i have come to realize the truth, somethings don't happen the way you want them to be, no matter how badly you want them. This is not the case when it comes to smoking cigarettes. after having my first cig in 48 hours i must say...oh ... it was glorious. now i have received all the "squares" I'm going to get until Sunday. a depressing thought to the common smoker. you see in a chess game, first you set up you pieces then plan and carry out minor attacks to cripple the opponent, then plan and set up for the final attack witch if you have planed correctly will give the verdict of a "checkmate". with this theory in mind i have planed to kick the nicotine in the groin thus exposing all vital organs for a full on attack. that's right you've guessed it. (you probably haven't but its ok I'll keep talking anyway) if my plan has been planed correctly ??? (and it is) i should have checkmate within the following week! some might say that i was pretty "friendly" with my last "nicotine injection" 'keep your enemy's closer right? don't say anything (not even to me) for you might jinks it, and this is one of my few chances.
after re-reading that last section I'm not sure it makes much sense but oh well,
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