so this one day.... i desided to write a blog

Whahooooooo! its my one week mark and i really really really really really need a smoke. but since Jorden is so good at not letting me smoke i haven't been able to talk him into letting me get one ..somehow. fuck i want a cig! the glorious tobacco, the smell of the smoke, the stink eye everyone gives you, the risk of death, all of it, i want to smoke, i don't wanna quit.



But i already did.



So this crazy girl wont stop talking to me. cant seem to give her the right hints, i think i am, but apparently I'm not. any tips?



So tonight we decided to drink, don't worry it was just a little bit. i had a shot of my beautiful Jim Beam Whisky. along with a few shots of Grape Vodka. it was nice, went strait to the happy-tipsy stage and stayed there, then watched as Sam tryed to catch up to Me and Jorden, witch he did, ... oh ya he'll have a fun night. i usually have a smoke with my drink so it was hard not to have one this time. and everyone seems to constantly be reminding me that i cant have one and if i have anymore, doesn't help. but it does remind me that i am once again cigarette less. that's like being pant less for all you non-smokers. Sam was making a sandwich earlier thought he was going to end up fingerless. but hey miracles do happen. now he can do all the cool things like flip ppl off, do the mini-me thing, and fix shit. not to mention opening doors.

lucky you guys this is actually two blogs in one! i guess i couldn't blog the other day and now its just flowing like the gods said " you will shit blogs!" so here it is, I'm shitting blogs-

So recently i decided that i really hate stupid ppl. how long do i have to wait till i can have an intelligent conversation with someone other than my friends? I'm not THAT smart? i barley got "C's" I'm a retard compared to most ppl. and here i am solving other ppl's problems like .. well like something clever, (I'm just getting warmed up too!) for example: Kayla?? what the fuck bitch? she has got to be the single dumbest person know to man. not even an understatement. its a wonder to me that she learned the English language. AND can put sentences together! she is 21 fucking yrs old! to put it into perspective: before the election i had a political debate with my 5 yr old younger brother Zach, he wanted Obama to win and he told me several reasons why! she is over 4X's his age! its like she only has one brain cell! as apposed to having 2 where as they can talked to one another and solve problems! this poor cell is just wondering around her brain looking for everyone else. Well someone should install a window into her stomach so she didn't have to take her head out of her ass just to see whats going on! so when she asks me a question and i say "you wouldn't understand" i mean it in a literal sense, like if i actually sat her down and explained shit to her she'd be scratching her head. Nessa i can actually have a convo with you! Alyse (sorry if i spelled it wrong) your 14 yrs old! you have more brain cells than she does! she's got 7 yrs on you and i can have more of a conversation with you! about anything be it ..Vampires or the moon or how to correctly take a shot. shit you even know what a shot is! she has this (talking about Kayla again) bad habit where she likes to tell me horrible things that have happened in her life ...ALL THE TIME. I've heard them all, most of them twice and a few of them are on thirds! like... my dad for example, he is so excited that I'm actually back in the state that he like to take me to lunch once a week and talk to me about life, like a mentor, and its cool ever since i turned 18 he stoped being my parent and started being a mentor. well Kayla ...every week reminds me that she hates her dad when i talk about mine. "I'm sorry for your shitty dad, i really am" is all i end up saying. but EVERY time i bring up my dad she likes to remind me. also she's great at reminding me that i don't have a smoke. THAT DOESN'T HELP. there was a point when (ask my roommates cuz this is true) i was even afraid to get online cuz she never gets offline, ..never 4 am still online, 7 am still online.. 2 pm still online! so i would politely ask Sam to take over the computer and give me some crappy reason for taking it over.

He's a really good friend by the way. Some of his decisions are different from ones i would make myself, but there his to make. and I'm sure he'd say the same about me, we went threw a long time when we hated one another but its just one more thing our friendship has survived. and you could say that about all my roommates. for example: Jorden, if it wasn't for Jorden i would never ..ever quit smoking, he tells it to me strait. i don't like it when he says i cant have a smoke, but its what i need to hear. thanks!

Holy Shit! looks like i have a blog here or something, well until i start shitting blogs again remember: life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.