If James Bond Was a Pizza Driver...

we interrupt you week to bring you a special broadcast. so bring you an especially entertaining conversation i recently had. Enjoy


Cameron says:
monkey
*A l l e r i a* says:
monkeys and pancakes.
Cameron says:
and strawberry's
*A l l e r i a* says:
strawberry buildings.
Cameron says:
and mt dew
*A l l e r i a* says:
and corn dogs.
Cameron says:
and katsup
*A l l e r i a* says:
and five buck pizza.
Cameron says:
with extra pepperoni
*A l l e r i a* says:
and cheese in the crust.
Cameron says:
in a box
.. a 5 buck box
James box
*A l l e r i a* says:
in a...cardboard five buck box.
with fancy writing on the front.
Cameron says:
in a James bond 5 buck box
*A l l e r i a* says:
Ohh...in an aston martin delivery car.
Cameron says:
with cool tires
*A l l e r i a* says:
and a sexy license plate
Cameron says:
with missiles behind the headlights
*A l l e r i a* says:
and time bombs that come out of the exhaust pipe
Cameron says:
along with the exhaust!
*A l l e r i a* says:
Ohh yes, to prevent explosions and such...
The windshield is really a computer screen, a touch screen.
Cameron says:
and voice activated
*A l l e r i a* says:
and randomly...bluetooth.
Cameron says:
plus its an automatic
*A l l e r i a* says:
With the option of being manual
Cameron says:
with ejectable seats!
*A l l e r i a* says:
heated, ejectable seats!
Cameron says:
most ppl say "you got 30 mins" he only needs 29
*A l l e r i a* says:
He only needs 29, but he will be there in 28
Cameron says:
props.
with MD shaken not stirred
*A l l e r i a* says:
nonono, it's subjective, because James doesn't give a damn.
Cameron says:
005 is now confused
*A l l e r i a* says:
in the movie..."Shaken or stirred?" "Does it look like I give a damn?!"
Cameron says:
ya but what do you expect? it was his first time being bond
*A l l e r i a* says:
So you think he decides shaken is the best?
Cameron says:
shaken mixes the drink better, that's why its bonds choice, but it takes longer and usually the bar keep doesn't want to
unless the customer orders it
*A l l e r i a* says:
And then, since it's the extra thing it has to be Bond's first choice.
Cameron says:
however bond showed up in no more than 27 mins with and extra cold beverage, AND didn't ask for a tip!
*A l l e r i a* says:
This is true. And then he proceeds to get laid by the person he was delivering to, because he was so irresistible.
Cameron says:
even if it was a guy
*A l l e r i a* says:
...if it was a guy, then he fucks the guys sister who happened to be chilling with him.
Cameron says:
well i just didn't say the last part
*A l l e r i a* says:
Wait, bond is a girl?
Cameron says:
caution:your experiencing a blonde moment
*A l l e r i a* says:
Riiiiight...nevermind. I get it...

hope you enjoyed it, it was the very essence of randomness, arguably the source of all randomness.

stay tuned because you never know when an episode will strike~
Cameron